waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
Do you ever want to talk to someone but
1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life
Been thinking a lot about my self worth today and I realized that it doesn’t even exist. I am me; I don’t have to change for anyone. I’m work just as much as I think I am. And I am worth the world. No mater what anyone else says, I am going to be okay and everything will be fine.
i hate marvel merchandise i really do because if you think slapping a picture of The Avengers on the plastic wrap of a pack of tissues is going to make me buy it when I’m already out spending money that I don’t have you are absolutely right and it is infuriating.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"