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Overjoyed&undecided

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

twerkingmajestically:

“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

Leave music on in your room and sing along as you go to the bathroom. Come back and you haven’t missed a beat.

savannaland:

nomnomboogers:

omg, tumblr knows me so well.

ALL DAY ERRYDAY